1. Expand Vocabulary
Mom and dad seem to have an extensive vocabulary (you know, compared to my friends), but sometimes they get really excited when saying things. I'm pretty sure they would get excited if I said them too, and I think that I can as they seem to be pretty short words. As it stands, they seem to be pleased when I can repeat things when they ask; just think how happy they will be when I can repeat things and they don't even have to ask!2. Clean Eating
Nope, I'm not giving up carbs and sugar. Who gives up bread? In 2017, I'm ditching the high chair and will eat all meals off of my parents clean floor or clean sofa. I will ensure that it has JUST been cleaned prior to putting my cheesy fingers or piece of chicken down.3. Get Vision Checked
..and by vision, I mean night vision. I can't believe that I've been spending my nights sleeping. In 2017, I'm going to focus on ensuring that I can see in the darkness, and just for a witness, I'll make sure that I call for mom and/or dad. I'm certain that they will be impressed with my vision, day OR night!4. Fitness, Fitness, Fitness
Learning how to run was SO 2016. But that doesn't mean that I can lose focus on my fitness goals. In 2017 I'm taking up climbing (not just rocks..) and will be working with my Papa (former collegiate baseball player) to refine my throwing abilities. Its good for my arm strength and good for my dad's reflexes. Win-win.5. Efficiency
It is imperative that I learn which remote works which device so that I won't need to throw that massive tantrum when mom or dad tries to take it away. If I can just pick the right one the first time, I can cause my required disruption AND spare myself from having to drop down on the floor kicking and screaming. If you think for one minute that I enjoy banging my head on the ground, you're wrong. Well, unless you tell me not to, and then I just have to do it....
So while your mantra may include "new year, new me", his are certainly more of a "new day, new reason to challenge life for those around me". Happy 2017, ya'll. Here's to being the best spouse, partner, employee, friend, and/or self that you can be, and loving those around you despite their obvious challenges!
